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Languatron
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 Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:05 pm Post subject: Whatever Became Of......Bonnie Hammer? |
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The Wicked Witch Of The West.......The Barf Babe......The Destruction Dame......The Twisted Tart......The Lifetime Network Ninny.....The Cable Network Crab......The Science Fiction Sodomizer.....The Galactica Gag Wench......The Banality Babe......NBC-Universal's One Woman Death Squad Sent To Destroy The Sci-Fi Channel (She has long since succeeded) and of course.....The Copyright Carnage Mistress.
The last we heard of our beloved Bonnie Hammer.....She was rewarded for utterly decimating the Sci-Fi Channel and anything directly or remotely broadcast on it with a promotion to manage ALL of NBC-Universal's cable networks. Well!! What a difference that flash in the pan press release never made announcing Bonnie Hammer's promotion!! As we all knew would happen, the utter SUCKTITUDE of every cable channel owned by NBC-Universal has either stayed the same....or intensified with Bonnie Hammer managing them. Yes!! All of the BORING.....ANTI-ORIGINAL.....APPOINTMENT AVOIDING AT ALL COSTS!!......cable channels being newly managed by Bonnie Hammer have retained their UNPRECEDENTED SUCKTITUDE!! Word has it that Hammer wants to put a COOKING SHOW on the SyFy Channel. Yes, my friends!! You will soon be able to watch the SyFy Channel and learn how to prepare your upcoming Thanksgiving dinner, right after the latest episode of "Stargate!!" To quote Bill Murray from "Scrooged"........"Gosh!! Does that suck!!" 
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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Arthur
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How can I be both the Barf Babe AND the Banality Babe? It's either one or the other! Make up your mind!
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Languatron
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Arthur wrote: |
| How can I be both the Barf Babe AND the Banality Babe? It's either one or the other! Make up your mind! |
Nice try, Glen. You old coot.
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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Languatron
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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Arthur
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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I'm Bonnie, and I have always loved you. It's such a pity you're gay.
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Languatron
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Arthur wrote: |
| I'm Bonnie, and I have always loved you. It's such a pity you're gay. |
I'm glad that I'm not in the room with you Glen A. Larson.....when you watch the umpteenth rerun of "Victor, Victoria" with Robert Preston and James Garner.
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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Arthur
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That's a great movie! I'm not surprised you're so familiar with it - gay folks love that one.
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Languatron
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Arthur wrote: |
| That's a great movie! I'm not surprised you're so familiar with it - gay folks love that one. |
Of course gay folks love that one. You watch it.
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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Arthur
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Actually, I've never seen it. But I have read your masturbatory reviews of it.
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Languatron
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Arthur wrote: |
| Actually, I've never seen it. But I have read your masturbatory reviews of it. |
Provide the links to these reviews. And no, not the reviews you wrote in my name.
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THE BOOBS ABOVE GLEN A. LARSON'S HEAD ARE HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL SPEED BUMPS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL HAS ORDERED ALL OF ITS STEALTH MARKETING EMPLOYEES TO CONTINUE CYBER ATTACKS ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON INTERNET BULLETIN BOARDS.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS / SCI-FI CHANNEL'S CYBER ATTACKS HAVE INTENSIFIED TO CORRESPOND WITH THE BROADCAST OF GINO'S FINAL SEASON.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CORPORATION IN HISTORY. |
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